Why Do The Browns SUCK?

Earlier this week, it was rumored that singer Adele would be performing as the halftime act of Super Bowl 50.  While her music can be quite beautiful, it just doesn’t seem to fit into a [...]

Last week, Johnny Manziel was named the starting quarterback for the rest of the year. They were on a bye this week and they still managed to fuck up. Johnny Manziel was out last week [...]

The Browns are in a strange position this year:  As of today, we have the number one pick in the draft (i.e. worst record in the league).  We haven’t had the number one draft pick since [...]

Well, the Browns’ bye week is upon us.  Our facebook feed has filled up with memes stating that we’re still not favored this week.  Browns’ players have skipped town.  Management is nowhere to be found. [...]

  I so want to run into one of these in the ocean….