About Scott Dodson
I've been a rabid Browns' fan for my entire life. It makes me sad to explain to my boys that the Browns were once good. I also enjoy horror movies and write for the website www.scaretissue.com.

Adele&CLE Browns: Bringing The Tears

December 4, 2015 0

Earlier this week, it was rumored that singer Adele would be performing as the halftime act of Super Bowl 50.  While her music can be quite beautiful, it just doesn’t seem to fit into a […]


Are Ravens OutBrowning the Browns?

November 23, 2015 0

The Browns are in a strange position this year:  As of today, we have the number one pick in the draft (i.e. worst record in the league).  We haven’t had the number one draft pick since […]


It’s a Bye Week and NO GOODBYES?!?

November 20, 2015 0

Well, the Browns’ bye week is upon us.  Our facebook feed has filled up with memes stating that we’re still not favored this week.  Browns’ players have skipped town.  Management is nowhere to be found. […]

You Gotta Laugh


November 18, 2015 0

  I so want to run into one of these in the ocean….

Post Game Reactions

Browns Go Down. Future is Here?

November 16, 2015 0

Whether you loved or hated the draft pick that is Johnny Manziel, we got him.  We’ve watched how he came to this town with an ego bigger than the city of Cleveland, and we watched […]


10/24/93:Metcalf Returns 2 for TDs

November 15, 2015 0

One of the most memorable moments in Browns’ history occurred on October 24, 1993 as Eric Metcalf returned 2 punts for touchdowns against the hated Pittsburgh Steelers. The first occurred early in the game:  After […]

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Weekly Preparations

November 8, 2015 0

The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting different results. –Albert Einstein One of the goals of Why Do the Browns SUCK? is to offer a positive spin to our […]

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20 Years Ago Today…

November 6, 2015 0

Nobember 6, 1995. That is the day that the Browns went away.  That is the day we became bitter.  That is when the tears started. And the 20th anniversary is today. We have a new […]